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Moe Bonzo woke up very early during this randomly-selected morning - wakeful enough to sense his miniscule IQ - and immediately thanked the author (i.e., \"me\") for giving him his name: otherwise he might be forced to wal...

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Everybody talks about the fact that the only news we talk about is bad news. In addition, everybody talks about the fact that whenever we want to make a compelling case for anything, we start off by saying that \"everybod...

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Following, for the benefit of the millions and millions of people who I like to think are riveted on the issue, is my bucket-list:\n__________

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Since the author* has nothing remotely hilarious to say, other than for readers who (for reasons that bespeak a pitiful IQ) laugh at silly-sounding words and phrases like \"puke\" and \"booger\" and \"wee-wee drinker\" and \"do...

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We start off with an introductory section inflated to make it appear as if a lot of thought went into this.* To wit, which is one of our favorite pseudointellectual phrases, along with the royal use of the word \"our\" to ...

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Today's Nearly-News*

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A Self-Amusing Introduction \n

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Face it: as a sports fan, your overall experience has probably been pretty dismal. Sure, at some point, there may have been something worth cheering, but regardless or (illiterately) \"irregardless\" or (moronically) \"irre...

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(Many blogs are succinct and to-the-point. This is not one of them. I suggest that you read it while heavily sedated, and in \"chunks,\" which will allow you to periodically take time off to do whatever revolting things yo...

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My philosophy of life is that, \"as long as you're here, make a big stink.\"

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How did we get here? Who's responsible? How did a law-abiding society allow its laws to be freely violated and degraded and often misspelled or randomly capitalized by an illiterate in the White House? Who played \"Lumpy\"...

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For all of his feats - outside of both national and international law, with and without his finger in his nose, while pleading legally-innocent of sexual-assault charges due to a \"laughable lack of a visible penis,\" and ...

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Ladies and Gentlemen - and Gentlemen Who on \"Special Occasions\" Like to Dress-Up as Ladies - it's my honor to self-importantly say \"it's my honor\" and to present to you some of the author's harebrained ideas, which is an...

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\"Yesterday, December 7, 1941, a date which will live in so-called infamy, radical-libs with bad ratings and Muslims from countries without Trump Hotels say that Japan attacked us. But Emperor Hirohito gave a strong and p...

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For the benefit of the reader who \"we\" like to think is blonde, beautiful, 19-years-old, buxom, braless, easily-intoxicated, very \"open-minded,\" with pouty lips, fully-conscious or otherwise, fully-clothed or otherwise, ...

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Luther Muldoon - who identifies himself as the \"Heterosexual I-Swear-to-God Founder, President and CEO\" of \"The Heterosexual We-Swear-to-God Defenders of the Heterosexual We-Swear-to-God United States of America\" - durin...

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The Germans at least had an excuse. Admittedly they were teetering on the brink of descent into the very depths of human abomination, or more impressively into the very \"nadir\" of human abomination, or more unintelligibl...

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Welcome to an interview dedicated to represent others in real life to the degree such that that its author - AKA \"me\" - finds it to be absolutely hilarious. And since as always the reader is too haplessly-mute to disagre...

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Sportsbabble is, to recycle an old canard, \"politically-correct\" as well as a recent perversion, \"woke.\" English is not. And now you're prepared to translate between the two:\n

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(CAPTION TO THE ABOVE IMAGE:

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The Germans at least had an excuse. Admittedly they were teetering on the brink of their descent into the very depths of human abomination, or more impressively into the very \"nadir\" of human abomination, or more unintel...

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(CAPTION TO THE ANOVE IMAGE:

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Once upon a time - or in this case, following that storybook beginning, exactly on June 14, 1946 - the world had reason to celebrate the birth of a future warrior for the forgotten, the neglected, the downtrodden, the ca...

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